Monday, December 28, 2009

Angerbook: Best new social de-networking site

As if they had not invented enough, the Scots have moved on from cloning mammals to create the world's largest social de-networking site - Angerbook. This website is devoted to freeing society of the mindless drivel and endlessly annoying sycophantic psychobabble that plagues the masses and has turned the planet into a primordial soup of idiots. We took a peek at the postings on the site and found some sample posts that will revolutionize employees downtime in the office:

J. Carl White: I wish I could hate someone but I can't!
Yesterday at 1:42pm · Comment · Hate ·
6 people hate this.

Barbara Ann Romero: Jealous!
Yesterday at 5:03pm via Angerbook for iPhone · Comment · Hate · Really Hate ·

Miles Crakow: You leave my husband alone. He's crazy.
Yesterday at 5:04pm · Comment · Hate · Ignore forever
J.Carl White can't stand this.

Steve Lamoree: Ummm, well uhhhhh blgghhhhuuuhh
Yesterday at 5:38pm · Comment · Hate · Save as Idiot ·
Andrew Macleod: I have to say for once I agree with Steve. Even if he is a retard.

Yesterday at 7:00pm · Comment · Buy him a beer · Send money ·